生活大爆炸的主题曲很好玩…Big Bang Theory Theme - Barenaked Ladies.mp3,把歌词和MP3打包上传下..

big bang

our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started.
wait...the earth began to cool,
the autotrophs began to drool,
neanderthals developed tools,
we built a wall (we built the pyramids),
math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
that all started with the big bang!
"since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
as every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
a fraction of a second and the elements were made.
the bipeds stood up straight,
the dinosaurs all met their fate,
they tried to leap but they were late 
and they all died (they froze their asses off)
the oceans and pangea 
see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya 
set in motion by the same big bang!
it all started with the big bang!
it's expanding ever outward but one day 
it will cause the stars to go the other way,
collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt 
our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
australopithecus would really have been sick of us 
debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
religion or astronomy, encarta, deuteronomy 
it all started with the big bang!
music and mythology, einstein and astrology 
that all started with the big bang!
that all started with the big bang!

某吐槽歌词大意..

宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的(景)象
其实人类(历史)很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫:嗷~(玩完鸟)
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟 
恐龙不得不说:靠!(玩完鸟)
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少(pp都成了化石翘)(源自鸡翘)
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧,不想走你的老套

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